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Conversations with Dr. Ann
Conversations with Dr. Ann
|Posted on April 22, 2014 at 11:53 AM||comments (2)|
Recently, we discussed the prophylatic vaccination for Overbookatitis, a virus that is closely tied to the disease called The Wait.
This innoculation has been so successfull in decreasing this dreadful desease that we have happily and zealously treated all staff members.
Further scientific studies, however, have revealed a fatal side-effect called No-Showidism. Where Overbookatitis had waiting rooms bursting at the seams, this newly discovered side-effect causes lethargy, forgetfullness and "can't-lift-aphone-iopathy" called No-showidism. Perfectly good, single appointments lay waste in the unltimate sacrifice to prevent The Wait.
Population studies have felt the pulse of the patients who have chanted - "We like the vaccination! We like the vaccination! No-Showisdm is but a small price to pay to prevent The Wait! Keep the vaccine!"
Well, we have a solution!
Why should The Wait affect you! Don't be a victim to overbookatitis. The vaccine will stay!
And No-Showidism now has a patch called "Bill-me $25." So far, it has dramatically decreased the "cant-lift-a phone-iopathy" and single appointments, created by the vaccine, are now made available to others.
We love being your doctor! Let us know what you think.
|Posted on February 23, 2013 at 4:52 PM||comments (38)|
It is a chronic illness called The Wait. It's seen often in patients at the doctor's office or at the DMV. Patients suffer badly. Some even become violently ill! Yet, despite attempts, the cure has been illusive to doctors nationwide.
This epidemic, however, has met its match at NAD Medical. We've dug deep into the reasons as to why this illness still exits and seek daily to erradicate it! So far, we have discovered that it replicates when exposed to the following comorbid diseases:
1) Docislateosis 2) Overbookedatitis and 3)Patientchattytitis
We have since innoculated our doctors with the vaccine against the Docislateosis. This has significantly reduced exposure to The Wait. Additionally, our Staff has been properly prophylaxed against the Overbookedatitis.
Since we have denounced the claim that patientchattytitis is a disease. We feel that it needs no cure! Despite, it continues to affect The Wait.
Perhaps, we need the More Time patch. It's the newest thing on the market. But it is very expensive and not covered by any Insuranceo Companeo.
What are your thoughts? Why does The Wait still infect us?